survey says...

you know those emails that get sent titled "Getting to Know You"? "if you were a crayon, what color would you be? are you wearing socks or shoes right now? who is likely to respond? who is least likely to respond?"

whatever.

here are a few questions for you:

have you ever eaten a crayon?

are you wearing granny panties or a thong? or are you flying commando?

what annoys you most about the person who is most likely to respond?

and do you EVER think the one you least expect to respond has flagged incoming mail from your account as "spam" because of the last twenty surveys you sent them?

DON'T GET ME WRONG! i love these time killing emails. LOVE them! namely because i'm nosey enough to want to know how everyone else answers the list of questions. i just think it's time for someone to be daring enough to write what everyone REALLY wants to know. you know?

i suspect there's a grand sociological study going on based on those email surveys. a large database is collecting information on most popular crayon color; the anti-sock movement; who is more or less likely to reply, men or women.

mark my words. one night very soon Brian Williams will devote 30 seconds to the recent conclusion of an email-based university study that suggests 95% of barefeet Americans are blue crayons, while 5% of the participants have yet to reply.